She misses his corridor artery and jugular vein, but the man has HIV, the AIDS virus. During their set, two mushers charge each other and collide head-on, cracking their skulls and snapping their necks.Ī girl believes she is a vampire and bites a man on the neck. Things get dangerous when a band called Terror Manufacturers take the stage. He tries to extinguish the torch by putting it in his mouth (fire eating), but residual lighter fluid on his face, in his mouth, and even down his throat, sets him on fire and burns him to death.Īt an all-day, outdoor heavy metal festival, mushers keep the infirmary tents busy mostly with cuts and bruises (though a woman had a slight case of heat exhaustion). After lighting a torch and taking a large shot of lighter fluid into his mouth, he finds success in fire-breathing creating two huge fireballs. In desperation, he tries some fire tricks.
After three hours of strenuous exercise, the instructor drops dead from exhaustion, while the lone man is sweaty but none the worse for wear thanks to his training and experience as a navy seal.Ī magician is trying to audition for a show, but is so inept he botches the rabbit-out-of-the-hat trick. The instructor keeps increasing the pace of the workout, but he man isn't phased. After an hour of vigorous aerobics, the man is keeping pace while all the women have stopped. With an explosive force equivalent to a half-stick of dynamite, the M-80 obliterates the lower half of his body.Ī female aerobics instructor, notorious for exercising men to near death for seeing a new man in her class. Blindly reaching into his fireworks stash, he pulls out an illegal M-80 firecracker. He manages to successfully set off several devices from his buttocks (roman candles, sparklers, even a six-pack of bottle rockets) without harming himself.
Just A Suggestion (aka Red, White, And Blew)Īfter being told to "Blow it out your butt," a guy gets an idea on how to celebrate Independence Day light and launch fireworks from his buttocks. The rabbit pokes his head out in time to watch the hillbilly fall to his death. The hillbilly follows and emerges from the other side, over a 300-foot drop. The rabbit ducks into a thicket of bushes. He takes aim with his rifle, but the rabbit spots him, blows a raspberry at him, then runs off. He spots a very large rabbit (possibly a Flemish giant) standing in a clearing. Who else but dumb people could die by fireworks out the butt, doing magic wrong, swallowing a load of death, or being outsmarted by a rabbit?Ī hillbilly is wandering through a forest, looking for something to kill for dinner.
We could do a show about how smart people dying, but how the dumber half dies has proven to be much more fun.